Jack In The Box
“…I realized my rear was about to detonate.”
My Mugging Story
“It was at this time, I saw that I was being followed by a man I had sat next to on the train.”
I’m kind of like Jesus. That’s pretty much the only way to describe me. I’m usually a gentle fellow, but if I get on the rag, I tend to bring out the women’s scorn, so watch your ass, or I’ll fuck it. The end.